Why wouldn't you punch JaDrankus Russell?  Are you afraid of big black dudes?

Do you have a 'run over with a vehicle' list?

I haven't expanded into football players yet.  But he is a big dude.   I'd also want to punch Robert Gallery but he is a bigger dude.

I may start one to handle all the huge football players that need a beating.  Like Albert Haynesworth.

Do you put ML players who are injured for around 12 days on the DL?

If I can't afford to go a player short while they're out.  I just put my ace on the DL in Hamilton for a 12 day injury because I couldn't go a pitcher short at that point in the season.  I figure it's gonna cost me on start down the road but I'm fighting fatigue waiting for the roster call-ups.

In slow pitch softball if a base runner plows through your SS on a 6-3 double play (no slide, no attempt to avoid) is it good practice for the next guy coming into second who doesnt slide or get out of the way to get one in the ribs?

Is it better to cup check or horse collar someone who takes three steps out of the baseline to hit the catcher in front of the plate without the ball in slow pitch softball?

Throw the ball with your normal motion and the ball will likely hit a standing runner in the forehead or throat.   That works wonders and you never have to worry about intentionally drilling a baserunner.    I would also suggest lighting up the opposing pitcher with knee high line drives. 

I think I'd probably just punch him in the face.   Then light up their pitcher with knee high line drives.

How many beers should be imbibed while playing slow pitch softball? 

How many beers should you offer your opponents before the slow pitch softball game?

What happens with a tie for ROY?

I really don't think "imbibed" is a word.    I usually drank 2 during the bar league games.  3 if we were stomping the other team.

As many as it takes.

Only one will show the award when the world rolls.

What do you think about the latest Favre news... no not retire or not but him sending photos of his **** to a Jets cheerleader?

I haven't heard that and I'd be really surprised if it were true.    His wife seems to be running that show.

www.deadspin.com has it. Would you care to report after seeing it?