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Posted by antonsirius on 9/3/2010 1:58:00 PM (view original):
Posted by AlCheez on 9/3/2010 1:27:00 PM (view original):
Nyjer Morgan picks up another 8 games. I also assume his odds of any real reduction of the first suspension are pretty much zero.
The sad is the first suspension was a joke and probably would have been slashed down to nothing if he hadn't lost his mind over the last week.

I think Elijah Dukes used some sort of  body-switching technology on Morgan to get back into the bigs.
I find it more hilarious than sad, but agreed.
9/3/2010 1:59 PM
You dead dawg     
9/3/2010 2:06 PM
you and the kids
9/3/2010 2:11 PM

I feel like I'm dealing with iGod:

 

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 Response (kayte) 09/03/2010 02:03 PM
Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We are currently are aware of the issue, and our programmers are in the process of resolving it. We appreciate your patience.
 Customer (Steve) 09/03/2010 01:58 PM
Well, I can say for certain that the Rutgers defense had a blocked kick, a fumble recovery, and at least one sack, because I was at that game. But the scoring is not showing that at the moment. Of all the defenses played last night, it indicates not one of them had a fumble recovery or a sack, so I wondered if it was an issue.
 Response (kayte) 09/03/2010 01:09 PM
Which specific teams are you referring to?
 Customer (Steve) 09/03/2010 12:17 PM
Actually, it appears it's changed since this morning. But it still doesn't seem to be including fumbles, blocked kicks, and sacks into the points.... Is there a timeline to how the defensive stats get updated? Thanks for your prompt answer, though.
 Response (kayte) 09/03/2010 11:45 AM
Steve, I am able to view that both teams were issued the correct points for their shutouts, as you score 10 points fo ra shut out.
 Customer (Steve) 09/03/2010 07:49 AM
Hi. My username is "shtickless". I am having difficulty in the Fantasy College Football having it set up so that defenses get credit for points allowed. I guess I'm having a hard time establishing that right hand column "for every ____ PA". I left it blank because I felt that anything in that range would result in the assigned points being awarded. However it appears no points were awarded for defensive points allowed based on last night's games. For example, Miami and Rutgers did not get awarded points based on their respected shutouts.

Any resolution to this would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

9/3/2010 2:12 PM
fo ra
9/3/2010 2:18 PM
Holy fantasticals...

"I'm on vacation for about a year, about a year," Mayweather said. "As soon as we come off vacation, we're going to cook that little yellow chump. We ain't worried about that. So they ain't gotta worry about me fighting the midget. Once I kick the midget ***, I don't want you all to jump on my d---. So you all better get on the bandwagon now. ... Once I stomp the midget, I'll make that mother f----- make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice."
9/3/2010 3:47 PM

" 'Poochiao' got three losses and two draws and been knocked out twice," Mayweather said. "So, like I said before, once I beat him it's going to be a cakewalk and it's on to the next. ... We know Pacquiao made $6 million in his last fight and Floyd Mayweather made $65 million in his last fight. Three losses, two draws. Ohhh, hell no, this is America baby. We built on winning. Step your game up, f----t. ... That mother f----- Pacquiao, he can't speak no English. He never seen a contract he didn't like. Mother f----- signed with two companies [Top Rank and Golden Boy]. Look it up. And then this mother f------ with Nike only got 70 Gs. How stupid can a mother f----- be? Reebok gave me a million dollars for three weeks. I wore Reebok s--- for a week for a million dollars. ... This mother f------'s name is Emmanuel. He got a fake name, taking power pellets."

Mayweather also broke out into a bizarre song in which he called Pacquiao a "whore" and added: "When we do come back, we'll kick 'Poochiao's' ***. I'm gonna fight the Pacman when he gets off the power pellets."

9/3/2010 3:50 PM
I cannot wait to see this video.
9/3/2010 3:50 PM
Wow.  That sounds awesome.
9/3/2010 3:54 PM
Between that and the Louis CK twitter rampage against Palin.  It's a good couple of days for the median funny of the pop culture world at large.
9/3/2010 3:56 PM
"I want to rub my father's c-ck all over Sarah Palin's fat ****...people think that sarah Paalin is really mean but she has a family of chinese poor people living in her c-nt hole. sorry."
9/3/2010 3:57 PM
Louis then Tweeted: "i am now drinking red wine. the shift button can suck my balls. i nevve get drunk. jews. iiiiii like em", which was a brief respite from the Palin shenanigans.  That didn't last, though, as Louis then directed Tweeted-- as in, he sent this one to Sarah Palin herself: "kudos to your dirty hole, you f-cking j-ckoff c-nt-face jazzy wondergirl."
9/3/2010 3:58 PM
Just renamed my FCF team "Kudos to your dirty hole."
9/3/2010 4:01 PM
Posted by tylermathias on 9/3/2010 3:50:00 PM (view original):
I cannot wait to see this video.
I'd prefer to see the fight, which still won't happen for about 5 years when both dudes are well past their primes.
9/3/2010 5:29 PM
I'd like to see Floyd destroyed to a bloody pulp
9/3/2010 10:22 PM
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