A month ago, Canseco said he was living in someone’s garage. Typically, he pitched it as a reality-show idea. (“Someone should do a show called the penthouse to the garage.”)
Now, via Twitter, the apparent nadir.
“I need an attorney pro bono my lanlord (sic) evicted me and would not let me take my chandeleers (sic) with me, need your help to get them back,” he Tweeted on Thursday.
Let’s examine this problem.
Jose Canseco has nowhere to live.
The thing that bothers him most about that situation is that he can’t bring his light fixtures (plural) with him.
He expects a do-gooding lawyer to be so moved by the idea of Jose Canseco reading by the light of poor quality fixtures, that he will rush into court to represent Canseco for nothing.
Other classic Canseco tweets:
Easr bound and out is based on my life ,I wish the producers would contact me I can help them with more info
I am going to be a manager of a mlb team someday
I need an investor to open up my own baseball indoor school.if your interested please email me at [email protected]
I am hung like a clydesdale dammmm I am good
Guys don’t be jealous cause I am tall dark and handsome and just turned 46 and have a gorgeous 23 year old girlfriend not to mention that
I am sleeping in someones garage but its pretty good