The Marlins are a bunch of pricks.
Roster for the FRIENDS OF JUSTICE (ATL, LAD, FLA, PIT, MIL):
ATL-LAD: Gregory Maddux, Eddie Stanky
ATL-MIL: Henry Aaron, Ed Romero
ATL-PIT: Bob Walk, Larry McWilliams (these two teams were certainly partners in mediocrity)
ATL-FLA: "Strong" Ron Mahay, Rudy Seanez
LAD-FLA: Kevin Brown, Ambiguously Gay Mike Piazza
LAD-PIT: Arky Vaughan, Al Oliver
LAD-MIL: Eric Gagne, Ed Kirkpatrick
MIL-PIT: Dan Plesac, Dale Sveum
MIL-FLA: Trevor Hoffman, Gary Sheffield
PIT-FLA: John Wehner, Abraham Nunez
PIT: '07 Josh Phelps
MIL: '04 Ben Sheets
LAD: '66 Sandy Koufax
FLA: '06 Miguel Cabrera
ATL: '05 Andruw Jones