Welcome all and thank you for coming to my inaugural online live video presentation in my capacity as Baseball Czar with emergency powers for the limited time frame of the next 6 months only.
My first act is to announce that when my six months are over, and baseball has once again been re-established on a new national (and international ) basis, my successor, the new Commissioner of Baseball will the single person most likely to permanently restore confidence in the integrity of the game:
Mr. Henry Aaron of Mobile, Alabama.
My second act is to announce plans for realignment:
Major League Baseball will henceforth be re-organized into four 8-team leagues. There will be NO interleague play. The excitement of the postseason, seeing the champions and best teams of each league play each other not knowing how they will fare against each other will be restored.
The four leagues will be divided into Eastern and Western and in the first round of the postseason the regional championship series of the East and West will pit the pennant winners from the National Eastern and American Eastern Leagues against each other to decide the best team in the entire East in a best of seven series. The same match up will take place between the pennant winners of the National Western and American Western Leagues.
The winners of the Eastern and Western Championships will face each in the best of seven World Series.
Two new teams will be added. Invitations to join MLB will be made to the following cities: Memphis, Mobile, Charlotte, Austin, Portland (Oregon), San Antonio, Sacramento, Las Vegas, Omaha, Montreal, Vancouver, Louisville, New Orleans, Nashville, Columbus, Indianapolis, Buffalo, Brooklyn, Newark, Richmond.
The two teams must come both from either East or West of the Mississippi River. Should the teams be from the West, the two Chicago teams will move to the Eastern Leagues (National in the case of the Cubs, American in the case of the White Sox). Should they each be Eastern teams, the two new teams will join the Eastern Leagues.
The Designated Hitter is hereby abolished and banned in each league. The addition of 50 regular players through the creation of two new teams more than compensates for the loss of 15 DH positions. Artificial turf is banned. Theme music announcing the batter is banned in all ballparks. There will be other changes related to television broadcasts of games that will be mentioned later.
The example below is based on two Eastern teams, but should say, Austin and Sacramento join instead, they would be in the American Western and National Western Leagues respectively, with the Cubs and White Sox moving to the Eastern Leagues.
American Eastern League Winner of League Pennant
NYY
Boston
Tampa
Detroit
Cleveland vs.
Baltimore
Toronto
Memphis
National Eastern League Winner of League Pennant
NYM
Atlanta
Washington
Miami
Philadelphia
Cincinnati
Pittsburgh
Louisville
Eastern Baseball Champion
American Western League Winner of League Pennant
Oakland
Texas
Seattle
Milwaukee
Chicago WS vs. vs.
Kansas City
Minnesota
LA A
National Western League Winner of League Pennant
Chicago C
LA D
San Francisco
Arizona
San Diego
Colorado
St. Louis
Houston
Western Baseball Champion
World Series
All games for all postseason series will take begin somewhere between the hours of 4 pm EST (noon on the West Coast) and 7 pm EST (3 pm on the West Coast).
Further, the four second-place teams from each league will face off in a wildcard series, with the games for that series taking place one day in each case before the series between the pennant winners in each round.
What is the point of the wildcard series? First bragging rights, but as will become clear from the other decisions below on team ownership and revenue distribution, there are great incentives, material and spiritual, for fans to follow that series as well, though slightly less so than for the pennant winners series.
Next, the issues of team ownership and of the players’ collective bargaining agreement are to be addressed:
First, all teams are, thanks to the People’s Baseball Act just passed at our urging by the Congress, the funds have been provided by bond issuances for MLB to enable the cities, states, regions or other relevant geographic authorities to purchase all MLB teams to make them property collectively of the fans in the geographic area relevant to each team (Minnesota and the Dakota for the Twins, New England for the Red Sox, and so on).
The revenues from the teams and from all revenue sources – game ticket sales, Television and other broadcasts, and so on, will be divided based on a formula that provides one-third maintenance of the team, its park, and other services and administrative costs, scouting etc., one-third to MLB itself part of which will be for redistribution to teams and cities/regions as needed and most importantly for player salaries (see next item) and one-third to the cities and towns in the area of each club proportionate to population size. This means that of every dollar spent by fans on baseball or acquired through advertising, sales of team paraphernalia etc. 33 cents go to upkeep of the hospitals, schools, parks, roads, police, fire and emergency services, public transportation, infrastructure, care for the elderly and disabled and other needs of the people in each MLB region. Going to the park and watching and rooting for your team now means more money for your kids at school, more services for your town.
We believe that on this basis, baseball will again be the national pastime.
Further, ALL players through the collective bargaining agreement will now be employees officially of Major League Baseball NOT of the respective individual teams for which they play. Each player’s contract WILL include the team for which they will play, excepting mutual agreements between players and team managements to allow free agency in mid-contract or trades (with the 10-5 rule still in effect). But the players will technically work for baseball as a whole.
This will not necessarily mean any major reductions in salary per se, as the collective bargaining agreement with the players’ union will now be based on salaries that will be the same for each player at a certain level of achievement: hitting .300, hitting 30 or 40 or 50 home runs, stealing 40 bases, having an ERA below 3.00 or below 2.50 and so on will mean a certain salary range to be adjusted slightly in bargaining depending on years of play and age, conditioning of the player, other services to the public and baseball, contributions to championship teams etc. at the margins.
But the overall revenue available for player salaries collectively cannot surpass the overall amount that goes to MLB for that purpose. That the one-third system of dividing revenue may prove too rigid means we can adjust it as needed every few years, but in no case will the amount going to municipalities be allowed to fall below 20% of total baseball revenue.
So players can and will change teams but will no longer due so merely for the money since their pay even as free agents remains the same based on their actual accomplishments regardless of the team they play for. So motives for leaving one team or joining another will include friendship or admiration for the well-organized team in another city, where they want their kids to grow up, seeking a championship or pennant and so on, but not money alone. This too will go a long way toward re-attaching players, teams and fans and the general public.
The private ownership of teams in the age of free agency not only meant a wide disparity between resource-rich and poor teams, poorer competition, alienation of fans, but also meant that teams no longer recruited baseball players from the United States, not only because of the admittedly often great talent of players from Latin America and the Caribbean, Asia and elsewhere, but mainly to find cheap labor. As a result the proportion of African American ballplayers in the majors, after all the decades of struggle to gain access and all the sacrifices these entailed, has again fallen precipitously, and the percentage of MLB players who are not American citizens is now at 35%. Clearly no national pastime can gain the confidence and love of the public under such circumstances.
The extraordinary achievements, contributions and fan base of players from Latin American, Asia and around the world is greatly appreciated and will continue in the form of players who have migrated legally to the United States, or who arrive as refugees, and in the occasional cases of players recruited overseas by teams. But no team will be allowed to have more than 20% of its active roster consisting of non-citizens of either the US or Canada at any one time from here on in. And we will, with the new forms of ownership and new fan interest we thing all these changes will bring about, begin active reorganization of Little League and other baseball activities for children and young people in every community in the US and Canada.
We respect other organized sports, but baseball remains a game, and the best one, and it is irrefutable that the decline of our country, its industries, government ethics, and national character and culture, began and coincided with the replacement of baseball with football, basketball and other organized sports. Baseball builds democracy, community and independence, these other sports do so only haphazardly if at all.
That Congress, which – and our thanks to President Bernie Sanders, Secretary of Commerce Ralph Nader, Federal Reserve Chairwoman Elizabeth Warren, and the Congress with its new majority of the Progressive Party-Green Party coalition that swept into power in the wake of the collapse of the Democratic and Republican Parties for their help in reorganizing baseball, its ownership and its restored status – has recently passed the new tariff system, the massive infrastructure investments and other measures to restore our position as a leading manufacturing and inventing nation with good wages and jobs for all – is a sign that we are back on the right track finally after decades of neglect.
We thank the President for making Opening Day a national holiday and for the shortened work days and school days during the World Series and postseason.
The revenue from the Regional Championships and the World Series will be divided 70-30 between winners and runners-up with most of the revenue again going to services in the towns involved, and the same is true of the Wildcard Series. So fans have a real incentive to root for their teams to win in both series and to fill the ballparks and tune in, as a playoff win means better conditions in your home town.
We also appreciate making the position of Commissioner of Baseball a Cabinet position. Henry Aaron in the halls of government can only be a good thing.
I am happy to announce that all Steroid-era tainted statistics, while they remain on the record books, will not count as all-time records, since to establish all-time single-season or career records that can never be broken except by androids, cyborgs or robots or by cheating would give an incentive to cheat or else rob the game of the excitement that comes with the possibility or anticipation that someone can break a record. So the all-time home run record is 755 by our new commissioner of baseball, and the single season record remains 61 until someone breaks it without using methods that cannot be reproduced without dangers to one's health or violations of rules. The home run accomplishments of steroid users, will be treated for MLB purposes as though they happened in exhibition games, though unfortunately we cannot undo the effects on game and pennant competition between teams, and the same goes for those games won by pitchers that obtained Cy Young Awards though the Awards in certain cases from those dark times will be reviewed shortly and possibly withdrawn from the winners in cases of cheating. But the effects of winning pennants due to economic inequality cannot be undone either, and so remain, as reminders of how we once did things, but also to help us appreciate all the more the new, democratic, America and National Pastime that we are finally re-establishing starting today.
Play Ball. America is back.
Thank you.
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