Dear Bruce,
CC: seble

Hey man! I was very surprised to see that you decided to attend a JUCO school instead of playing at Kansas University. Seeing as you listed us as your "favorite school" and you wanted to play away from home we seemed like a perfect fit.

I wish that during one of our 40 home visits you would have hinted to us that there was some sort of doubt or that during one of your 6 campus visits someone would have noticed that you are the biggest c*ck tease this side of the Mississippi.

Unfortunately, we will be unable to recruit you since you decided to play your FR year in Los Angeles CA (1600 miles away from your "dream school"). Undoubtedly you will be recruited by a mediocre PAC-10 school and will forget about all your dreams about playing at Kansas. I hope that you break your leg in your first exhibition game or better yet that OJ murders you during your stay in Los Angeles.

Thanks to you, Kansas will no longer be recruiting anyone who cannot make the grades to qualify or anyone who has more vowels then constanants in their last name. I think it is hilarious that you were too stupid to qualify yet I am the one who ends up being the f*cking retard.

Also, please let your parents know that their house smells like a dirty vagina and I hope they both die from cancer of the *ss.

Thanks for the memories!

porkpower
Head Coach
Kansas University Tark

P.S. F*CK YOU BRUCE EANES!

Good stuff, pork.

I think someone suggested the other day that you should officially find out if the ineligible is gonna show up or not once he signs. That way you could get a replacement if he goes juco. The current set-up is a real design flaw.

For the record, I am 0-2 in recruiting ineligibles to A+ prestige Kansas. I stand by my comment that some players will go JUCO no matter what your prestige is or how much effort is put into them. Thanks to Bruce Eanes, that will no longer be a problem for me.

This has happened this season to ever in elg in my conference in tark.....what a waste why even be able to waste your money on them.......

if you put that much effort into a guy he should show up EVERY time.

maybe he's Jewish. (no pork!)

ask coachbillyg

Wow, that's a joke! Can't say I blame you in the least for being ******, Pork. I mean , Damn, the kid listed you as his FAVORITE school. What more does he want?

F'n no shows. Possibly my biggest pet peeve in all of HD.

I will second pork's message. Only mine will be to pg Filberto Perez who I spent $40k+ on. This was at Texas. Of course he signed and then went JUCO. The next season he regenerates as an absolute stud and within 50 miles of Kansas. It watered my eye.

Quote: Originally Posted By tmacfan12 on 11/15/2009if you put that much effort into a guy he should show up EVERY time

Absolutely not.

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I wonder if his favorite school is still Kansas? lol - Pork you will retain 25% credit on him so you could still possibly get him next year...

I had this happen to me once as well. I signed the player the next season for $100. His favorite school remained the same, although his distance preference changed.

Is the "favorite school" or even "get away" vs "play close to home" elements ever going to work properly? Seems like it has no bearing at all IMO. Favorite school should prevent things like this and also give smaller schools (lower prestige) a fighting chance when competing against a bigger school. Otherwise, to echo Porks words, they are just C*ck teases.