The Guelph Grackles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GuelphC: Jocko "What's a caught stealing" Milligan
1B: Nap "What the hell am I doing at First" Lajoie
2B and in charge of teambuilding exercises: Jeff Kent
3B and in charge of team diversity: John McGraw
SS and in charge of autographing cards: Honus Wagner
OF and in charge of team/fan relations: Albert Belle
OF Hugh "Jazz" Duffy
OF and in charge of team arthroscopic surgery: Andre Dawson
SP: Bob "I used to be a cookie - What happened?" Caruthers, Bob "What did you say McGraw....Wait to I get my hands on you.." Gibson, Harry " I can't believe sgsmith thought I was still available 369 pitcher picks after I was picked in the top 5 of LHSP" Brecheen, and Zack Greinke (who's also in charge of team psychology sessions)
RP: Dan Quisenberry, Jack McDowell, Frank Biscan, Bob Woodward, Rafael Betancourt, Jonathan Papelbon, Paul Quantrill and, in charge of supplying the team parties, Steve Howe
Bench: Tex Wisterzil, Ernie Johnson, Willie Davis & Rick Ferrell