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blaank182
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Free shirt* to the first 100 whining douchebags who post in this thread. I'll have some of these made up for you guys, just sign up here with a good amount of *******, moaning and ******** about the game and how its ruined your week, month, year or life. 50 word minimum, 500 word maximum, one post only or you forfeit your shirt.

Here is a sample post of what I'm looking for:

OMG I set my senter to -2 and he shot 2 3's and even a halfcort shot at the buzzer. this is effing redickuls and i am nearly done paying to play this. i am a paing customer! i once made a burgler alarm in 7th grade shop class and it worked on the ferst try. changing the injun should be so easy for thees guy bye now.

*s/h $19.95
5/25/2010 2:20 PM
tmacfan13
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i <3 colonels19 the shirt ;)
5/25/2010 2:26 PM
metsmax
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"I lost on a buzzer beater!!!"
5/25/2010 2:34 PM
bscoresby
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"My team should be ranked higher"
5/25/2010 2:36 PM
mniven
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"Dalter is a WIS apologist!"
5/25/2010 2:37 PM
blaank182
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Quote: Originally posted by tmacfan13 on 5/25/2010i <3 colonels19 the shirt ;)

bullshit there are rainbow sleeves on my version.
5/25/2010 2:37 PM
kowboykoop
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"My team is rated 495 and the other team is rated 485 and I only win by three points at home god this game is horsecrap!!"
5/25/2010 2:39 PM
theword2
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Its a complete joke that I beat that team by 7 at their place and then they won by 3 at mine. I mean c'mon, how does that happen?!?
5/25/2010 2:44 PM
dalter
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Quote: Originally Posted By mniven on 5/25/2010"Dalter is a WIS apologist!
+1
5/25/2010 2:52 PM
mizzou77
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Gawd,,, do nune of you clowns understand a 50 words minimum? You can't get anything write. Jus like my big-men shootin both those 3 pointers yesterday after I told em not too. I told them the injun would be all messed up still and to not be messin around that far from the baskit. I have such a headache from tryin to keep up with all these teams and still findin time to help all you witless people in identifyin these problems I keep pointing out to yous. And that neybors dog JUST keep barkin... HOW can I conecrate in here if he won't shut up.... who names a dog daalter anyways. I mean cummon, what's that all about. I am a Hal of Famers for cryin out loud.... don't that mean anything to you?
5/25/2010 2:53 PM
mmt0315
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1) Seble ruined the NBA SIM;

2) I have experience with Seble that you guys dont because he destroyed the NBA SIM;

3) Oh, I have every right to ask questions because, Seble is in charge and he destroyed the NBA SIM;

4) You play to win the games, thats why BPI matters;

5) In real life Seble wouldnt have destroyed the NBA SIM;

6) You know, Diablo really has a point.
5/25/2010 2:54 PM
mmt0315
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What we have here is the ruinification of anotherwise awesome game. Seble, ruinificated the NBA SIM and now through a process called de-testification he's rushed out this new HD version as he tries to implement the destructification of our great game, why doesnt he simply listen to his visors.
5/25/2010 2:58 PM
doomey
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Missouri State beat City College by 10. City College has gophers. Gophers have fur. Women wear fur. Santana sang Black Magic Woman. Santana is hispanic. Hispanics are getting the beatdown from Arizona. Grand Canyon is in Arizona. I beat Grand Canyon by 2.

I should beat Missouri College by 6.345. The game is unredeemably broken.

BPI.
5/25/2010 3:01 PM
brip87
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Quote: Originally Posted By mizzou77 on 5/25/2010Gawd,,, do nune of you clowns understand a 50 words minimum? You can't get anything write. Jus like my big-men shootin both those 3 pointers yesterday after I told em not too. I told them the injun would be all messed up still and to not be messin around that far from the baskit. I have such a headache from tryin to keep up with all these teams and still findin time to help all you witless people in identifyin these problems I keep pointing out to yous. And that neybors dog JUST keep barkin... HOW can I conecrate in here if he won't shut up.... who names a dog daalter anyways. I mean cummon, what's that all about. I am a Hal of Famers for cryin out loud.... don't that mean anything to you


And the winner is
5/25/2010 3:32 PM
jeffdrayer
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How can we flash sideways when everyone in the present is dead anyway?
5/25/2010 3:43 PM
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