Hi folks.
We here at Tark SEC love our conference and our programs, and we are quite proud of our collective accomplishments (4 NT Championships in the last 13 seasons) and are always striving to improve. Our biggest problem is SIMMY. We've currently got 4 openings, with a 5th possible (probable?) after renewals.
We believe a simple equation: More humans = More success.
Here's the offer: Sitemail me with your intent to officially register and take over one of the openings. After recruiting your second class at your new school, we will send you a $10 WiS Gift Certificate. Easy-peasy.
But wait, there's more!
** IF **
we fill all SEC openings during this off-season, we will sponsor an SEC New Coaches Challenge. The coach who improves his (or her) school the most over a 4 season span will win a $50 WiS Gift Certificate.
We are serious about improving the conference, and sincerely hope we fill 'er up and ultimately have to pay out the whole she-bang, because that means we'll be better as a whole. Come join us and make it happen won't you?