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  • Grilled asparagus is my favorite food.  I could eat it for every meal.  If you don't like grilled asparagus then you can go **** yourself.  
  • Does anyone on here know what scrapple is or is that just a Delaware thing?  If you ever ate scrapple before please respond to this post telling me your experiences with it and how much you enjoy it.  If you don't know what scrapple is you are missing out big time.  If I had to choose between scrapple and cocaine it would be a tough choice for sure!
  • I think I wouldn't mind having chrohn's disease.  I like to take s*its.  It's peaceful and relaxing.  I get on my phone and check facebook for 45 minutes.  
  • Chone Figgins is a popular cookie on here but did you know he also likes to stuff his f****** face with chocolate chip cookies as well!  While we are on the subject Sandy Alomar Jr.'s favorite late night snack is peanut butter waffles and Tino Martinez eats froot loops with marshmallows every morning.  White girls love to drink anything with pumpkins in it.  You could shove a pumpkin pie straight up their a** and they would be satisfied.
  • Everyone drafts 1908 Addie Joss as their ace.  Thats a puss move & you should be embarrassed.  I love Addies Joss but I'll take my '95 Greg Maddux against your cookie ace any day of the week.  Hell I'd even go with 1986 Mike Scott.  But thats all the advice I will give.  Can't let the champ give out all his secrets.
  • When I have too much ambien at night sometimes I have weird fantasies about Brock Lesnar suplexing me 16 times.  If I could have intercourse with any celebrity it would be a tough choice between Brock Lesnar and Blake Lively.  Geez who do you choose!?!?!
  • If you own a dog and you root for Michael Vick you should have pinecones, sticks and leaves and gravel shoved up your a*** because you can't have it both ways.  What's he going to do next fight ant eaters & possums!?!?!
  • My favorite cartoon of all-time is Ren & Stimpy.  My favorite actor is Jerry Stiller.  I love Taylor Swift and I would sniff the hell out of her taint if she would let me.
  • Who is better - Carlos Carrasco or Corey Kluber?  Better research it before you answer it may not be as obvious as you think.  Oh holy santa claus s*** now there's Danny Salazar too.  Can any team say they have a better 1-2-3 punch then that.  Think about it!
  • Pitching & defense wins championships.  And I hate bunting.  Why waste an out??
  • I do not like this politicly correct society we live in.  If your not a d*** dentist or a lawyer or beat off to beanie baby porn then you get looked down upon and judged and eyed up!! 
  • I bet if a panther and a jaguar had a baby it would be majestic and beautiful.  Do you know what a baby jaguar is called without googiling it??
  • You gotta respect the legend of the turkey all year round, not just on Thanksgiving.
  • I like to joke around.  But I'll end this essay on a serious note.  I really miss pffatkat.  Those of you that have been around here know who he is.  His real name was Karl.  I had the pleasure of meeting him for dinner every month or so as he would travel to Delaware frequently.  Every time he was in the area we met up.  Ruby Tuesdays was his favorite restaurant.  I tried every time but he never let me get the bill.  He was a great person.  I never had a father and at the risk of sounding corny he was like a father figure to me.  He gave me advice on life and was always there if I needed somebody to talk to.  I am a weird f****** person.  95% of the time I am very happy outgoing and enjoying life.  But if I am being honest I do get emotional at times and need someone to talk to.  As a mid 20's male it seems weird to reach out to friends my age when I need someone to listen to me.  Karl was always there and it didn't feel awkward to reach out to him.  I got a job with the state of Delaware at a retirement home for veterans and worked weird hours.  The last six months or so of Karl's life I did not see him and did not talk to him on the phone much.  I feel terrible about that.  I do not cry ever but I will admit when I learned of his passing my mind went blank for a solid 5 minutes and then tears started to flow.  I wish I could of given him a proper goodbye.  I really miss Karl.  I hope they what whatifsports in Heaven.
9/22/2015 7:37 PM
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Didn't know about pffatkat.  That's too bad.  He joined a lot of my theme leagues and was a good owner!
9/22/2015 9:23 PM
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i made a turkey last night i take kosher salt shove it under the skin wrap it and let it sit in the fridge for a day then rinse all the salt out cook it 15 min per pound at 325 man its the best white meat you'll ever eat.  i miss karl also started talking to him in the last 6 months of his life on the phone every couple of weeks a really good guy.i don't know who blake lively is but i think lesnar would tear you a new a**hole you better go with the lively guy
9/22/2015 9:57 PM
tribechamp17
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Blake Lively is the blond from sisterhood of the traveling pants my favorite movie of all-time.  A bunch of sluts wearing the same jeans and whatnot.  She may be banging Ryan Renolds now.  But you should google her you won't be disappointed.  That turkey sounds delicious have you ever considered making fresh stuffing & cranberry sauce and putting it on a fresh loaf of italian bread with a little mayo?  Glad you had the opportunity to meet Karl as well.  He really made an impact here!
9/22/2015 10:41 PM
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- not a fan of grilled asparagus.....apparently I grill it pretty well, the wife loves it, but I'm not a fan.......now, general's chicken, thats a different story

- Chone figgins was still on my fantasy baseball team last year....as a reserve, in a money AL only league.....and I still finished in 2nd

- I don't get why 97 Clemens doesnt do better in leagues.....he was my favorite growing up, and his 90 season is still my favorite.

- Speaking of favorites, I was also a huge Hulk Hogan fan, and even though from just south of Boston, an OJ fan.  Bill Cosby for a while too.  Man, I knew how to pick 'em.  I still say OJ in the Naked Gun movies was the ****.

- Followed up closely by Cosby in Mother, Juggs, and Speed

- Never found Raquel Welsh hot.  Untill that movie.  Then, I couldnt take my eyes off her.

- Back to Cosby, I saw Leonard Pt 6 way too many times.

- I'll watch most anything that has Mark Walhberg in it.  He's found quite a nitch,  If not him, then Morgan Freeman

- Back to grillin, Chicken thighs are great. Boneless and skinless. Just add a bit of S & P, and its aweseome.  Cant over cook em

- Brock Lesnar.  Is Awesome.  I hate that he beat the streak. But, IF someone had to , IF it was real, he'd be the one who could.......him, vs Kurt Angle in their prime, would have been great

- I've got a job that I love.  A lot.  As in I'd do it for less if I had to.   As far as I know, only one person here has had this job too.   He didn't get to do it for as long as I have.  He sacrificed a lot.  As in his career.  I might have my job because of him, and the 14,000 others that thought "they couldn't fire us all"  Thanks for what you have done,    patco1981   NATCA hasnt forgotten.

- I think there is a few other what if-ers who live around me....not too sure though....I'm in southern NH.  Grew up in Southern MA.  

- Blake Lively is hot.  For some reason, Natalie Portman is hot.  I said that in front of my wife, while on vacation.  She brought up how her college roomate (one of ours bridesmaids) looks a ton like her....whoops.....

- Pffatkat seemed like a good dude.  Never talked to him per say; sm'd a bunch, and talked about baseball and life, not just WIS related.  Dog walking.   

- Where is boogerlips and the PROF these days?

-Juggalosteve thread is still a riot, but which person/persons was he?

9/22/2015 11:08 PM (edited)
tribechamp17
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Ha juggalosteve!  Did anybody figure out if he was real or was he the greatest troll ever?  Favorite Whalberg movie is Four Brothers.  Hulk Hogan I have a hard time being mad at brother.  When I was a kid it was all about the nWo for life too sweet wolfpac getting with your buddies.  If we judged everyone at their weakest moments we'd all probably look like a$$holes.  Didn't realize Figgins was in the AL last year?  Last I remember he was on the Dodgers briefly.  As for Brock Lesnar, he actually did have a few matches with Kurt Angle when they were both in their primes.  Wrestlemania 19 when Lesnar almost killed himself, Summer Slam that year and a 60 minute iron man match.  I've seen him in person quite a few times and he is every bit the monster he looks on TV.  I'm in the minority but I think it was the right call for him to end the streak.  Who else would be a candidate?  Takers gotta retire soon and the streak had to end.  I'm putting the Suplex City shirt on my christmas list.
9/22/2015 11:49 PM
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I was meaning more of a shoot, either actual wrestling or mma, if angle went that route....I think angle might have taken brock
9/23/2015 9:35 AM
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italyprof
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I like grilled asparagus and miss pfattkatt very much here.
9/23/2015 5:20 PM
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Luke Perry is a much better actor than Jerry Stiller. Otherwise I agree with everything you said.
9/23/2015 8:39 PM
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Isn't Luke Perry the reincarnated James Dean, or did he just want to be?
9/24/2015 2:24 AM
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I don't like grilled asparagus. Nor do i care for spending so much time thinking of pumpkins or gravel shoved up my ***. To each his own...

Juggalosteve and BIG_KAHUNA were my 2 favorite idiots of all time on the site...

Gimme some oven website has a very good chicken enchilada recipe. You can cook if you can read...

John K's Ren and Stimpy was the best...I miss Powdered Toast Man and Muddy Mudskipper...happy happy joy joy
9/24/2015 5:58 PM (edited)
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I used to live in Lima PA within sniffing distance of the Habbersett's plant that creates the marginally edible creation known as scrapple. In a nutshell, scrapple is made up of all of the stuff that is not good enough to go into hotdogs. Everything but the oink we used to say.  Its decrepit gray color is only livened by the tons of spices put in it to mask the putrescence lurking inside. Most commonly scrapple is fried to a near burnt state of crispness (all the better to release the carbon inside). If forced to choose, I would choose cocaine every time. A menu of scrapple (think Monty Python's Spam song in your head) would make me a vegan in short order. However, after the end of the world, scrapple (and its dessert mate Twinkies) would still survive. Not sure I'd want to.

I do love asparagus tho. Food of the Gods.

And I too miss pfattkatt. He was one of the good guys
10/14/2015 9:30 PM
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Posted by italyprof on 9/23/2015 5:20:00 PM (view original):
I like grilled asparagus and miss pfattkatt very much here.
Seconded...
10/14/2015 9:53 PM
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