Where have all the good men gone

and where the HD gods?

Where’s the streetwise ettaexpress to fight the rising odds?

Isn’t there a Scarlet Knight to scream at multiple teams?

Late at nite I smoke and I burn

and I dream of Taiwanese...

I need a hero!

I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the 2 am cycle

He’s gotta be strong, and he’s gotta play D

and he’s gotta have all 99s!

I need a hero!

I’m holding out for a hero like colonels when he thinks he’s right

Or bistiza when he first joined and was, rather uptight :)

Somewhere after midnight,

in my wildest fantasy

as the mighty CUSA crumbles

the ghost of girt reaches out to me

It’s gonna take a cbg to get me any rings!

I need a hero!

I’m holding hope that no one poaches my guys!

I’m not really sure, but I think oldresorter

sold his soul to rule us all and he’s close to the ultimate ring!

I need a hero!

I’m loaded with cash, an A+ at that

and I’ll take whomever I like!

Up where the options and the joneseys win on

Out wherever the **** coachward may be...

I could swear there is someone, somewhere

watching me...

Through the MUSDUC and the Gangbang and Snowball

(those aren’t as gay as they seem!)

I can feel their advice like a hammer in my skull!

I need a hero, one who isn’t a debbie-downer like ab.

He’s gotta be sure and it’s gotta be soon

Cause the0nly wants all the rings!

I need a hero, but too many of those have gone out the door.

Most just fade away, so I forget who they are

‘til I see an old thread, and there’s a real pang of regret for their loss....

but I hate to see you leave, even if I used to block you

whatever for. Nacho and stine, alblack too. Tianyi gone and lostmyth2.

I need a hero! Come on seble, I’m counting on you.

I promise I won’t start talking **** and calling you names

Posted by Trentonjoe on 1/28/2016 6:35:00 AM (view original):
I keep trying to sing it to the Tina Turner song, it doesn't work, I refuse to look up Bonnie Tyler

Posted by scaturo on 1/28/2016 9:10:00 AM (view original):
1. I didn't know Bonnie Tyler had a "greatest hits" album, probably sold as well as the Waitress's one.....2.  I am currently playing this for one of my 7th grade classes, they are surprisingly not that excited, kids

Posted by scaturo on 1/28/2016 9:10:00 AM (view original):
1. I didn't know Bonnie Tyler had a "greatest hits" album, probably sold as well as the Waitress's one.....2.  I am currently playing this for one of my 7th grade classes, they are surprisingly not that excited, kids