Posted by cardman17 on 7/18/2018 10:12:00 AM (view original):
Starter submitting your children's rec league rosters and player skills, we'll create our own damn game.
Play-by-play from my niece's game (4-5th graders):
Johnny takes the ball, dribbles around in a circle, throws the ball out of bounds.
Harry throws a bad pass to Larry, all 10 players chase the ball into backcourt.
Mary grabs the loose ball, completes a pass to Jake, who carries the ball for 10 feet without dribbling (no whistle). Jake passes back to Mary who can't handle the pass.
The one ethnic kid gets the ball, dribbles down the court making an easy layup.
Game ends 2-0.