Team name grades!
This is just for fun and not meant to cause offense to anyones team name. You will see that I have a certain preference for ODL team names and if yours doesn't fit that specific preference you probably won't be rated high. However, this is just one person's opinion so please don't take offense.
There is a good chance I will misinterpret what your team name means. If this is so and you care about the grade you got, just let me know and I will re-grade you.
A+
Jabbarwokawhi - seapilots - Best player + great pop culture reference = A. Bonus points for also adding another player in the name!
A
Crying Jordans - mikee1 - perfect blend of topical pop culture reference and your best player.
A-
Forgot About Dray - jkaye24 - People forgot about Dray in the third round this year! Lose a few points for not using your top draft picks.
B+
Bismack Talking Smack - eleibowitz - Perfect use of rhyme and player, but you lose major points for using a non-drafted player
Full Court Pressey - amerk1180 - Perfect use of Pressey's name, but why Paul Pressey?
B
Feed the Big Dog - copernicus - Good quote from your best player, just think there were better quotes and nicknames for a Shaq team.
Title Defense - cjok1051 - Not original, and doesn't say anything about the team, but you're the champ so you get points for that.
B-
Legend of the Deadheads - benhoidal - I use my best two players and evoke memories from my similar last team. But lose major points for originality.
C+
Ashlanta Mustangs - ashamael - Extra points for the classic use of your own name in every one of your leagues, points off for not making it relevant for this team
C
ImHuntingForLittleMexicanGirls - dh555 - Major points for using a quote from your best player, major points off for picking the most racist quote possible
C-
You're not my supervisor!! - jt7king - random Archer quotes are fun, but not for a team name. Bonus points because I love Archer!
BK's Average Joes - bkbillups - Have some faith in your team! Average grade for the Average Joes.
Person of Disinterest - jhsukow - Not sure I agree that this is extremely clever, but pop culture + drafted player = decent rating. Points off for it being your lowest minute player and knowing nothing about the show! haha
D
'splash into the beast' - omegax - random Sunny quotes are fun, but not for a team name.
Ours Is The Fury - banditone - Love some SOIAF, but this is a basketball league! Also lose points for using it over and over.
Ruffin It - milest - okay use of Michael Ruffin's name, but why on earth use Michael Ruffin's name???
F
Future Lottery Pick - slymonium - While I happen to agree with this prediction, I personally hate names with no confidence.
my pg is junk - ysw128 - not a very inspiring team name.
Jordan Williams Miller - ncmusician_7 - Just listing off three of your players is not a good team name.
My team would be better with 2016players - jcred5 - No confidence in your team = bad ranking. Plus I don't think your name is accurate.
Sun King - bds9992 - the Sun King is either Helios, Ra, or Steve Nash, depending on your religion. None of them are on your team.
I(ncomplete)
Family Values - 98average - does this have anything to do with your team?
SteppenwolfExpress - banditone - I don't get it
Bold Front - thomcat - is this supposed to mean something?
4/20/2016 10:12 PM (edited)