If all else fails;
Anyone up for a good old fashioned, and peaceful, on-site protest? You know, the full nine yards: placards, picketlines, etc.
If you can believe what you read on the internet, WhatIfSports.com has (or maybe had, that would need to be confirmed by someone living in the area) office space and/or headquarters at 10200 Alliance Rd., Blue Ash, OH. For those unfamiliar, Blue Ash is a northern inside-the-beltway suburb of Cincinnati.
It seems like WifS has an inordinate number of Users from the Cincinnati area.
This could be a last-ditch option for putting pressure on ADMIN, or at least generating some bad publicity. At minimum, it might be fun for a couple of hours and afterward we could all go have a beer with Tarek.