I inherited an RIT team on the verge of greatness, promptly ignored the copious advice given to me by its previous coach, and ran it into the ground.
After eventually clawing my way to DII through sheer perseverance, I found myself at the helm of a Wayne St. team on the verge of greatness and... ran it into the ground.
6 Seasons later, I inherited the DI pre-season 1st team AA center... and kept him out of the NBA.
Turns out ath and spd play some sort of role in this game. Who knew? Probably the good citizens of Rochester, Wayne, and Annapolis, who rightfully shudder now at the very sound of my name.