Quote: Originally Posted By gusv on 12/03/2009Agree with dashdebater about squeeze plays been common in the 60's and 70's, an era dominated by pitching as compared to today's steroid era ...
By the way, leelci played with over 10,000 boobs? ... Did he use an abacus, a slide rule, or a calculator? ... Did little boobs count? ... He must be a math genius or a gigolo! ... I'm still under 1,000 and at my age I'm not allowed that many squeezes any more, particularly of they had boobs removed due to breast cancer (do I get any credits on that one, or perhaps silicone ones?)! ... Was that 10,000 all in one day or spread thru a few years? ... Is this in the Guiness Record book? ... He must have a pretty good allowance for breast-feeding! ...

HAHAAHAAHHA

Next time leelci joins an open league, he should brag about this and name his team "10,000 Boobs"! ...

Quote: Originally posted by sloadrock on 12/02/2009I thought this thread was going to be about boobs

In a way, it is

Quote: Originally posted by soxyanks12 on 12/02/2009I WILL SQUEEZE with my pitcher (sick of it, bite me and run leagues with a DH)  I Will squeeze with ANY hitter either real that hits under .250 or AAA currently hitting under said .250.

I'm one of the loudest (i.el most obnoxious) bitchers about the squeeze, but I don't mind the pitcher doing it, since that is realistic (in my opinion, which I am entitled to). While it's (also in my opinion) legit to bunt with another weak hitter, the problem I have is that, as habsfan said, I rarely pay complete attention to the game, and it sucks to lose games because I wasn't hovering over the IF IN button.

So unless I am in the rare situation of not doing other (usually more important) things while playing, I choose not to play a meaningful game against someone I know will squeeze whenever he thinks it can get him a run. The only defense against the squeeze is to let the game sim, and if the tactic is defended by the theory that owners pay their money and can do what they want to win, then it's also legitimate to decline to play live in order to win.

squeeze away i say, i just wish they'd change the language that says "player x lines out to the P"... how about this instead "the assbag batter couldnt even bunt correctly and thus POPPED out to the P" how the hell do u line out on a bunt???

come on WIS

i personally don't see the big deal...i'll squeeze anytime i think my odds of scoring are better

i squeeze only with my pitcher and only if there is a runner on first. i do this to stay out of the dp cause we all know the third base coach never sends the guy on third it seems.

I used to do it a lot and wish WIS would fix the percentages I heard such an outrage over this tactic from other players that I stopped doing it completely I will however do it with my pitcher.

By the way, leelci played with over 10,000 boobs? ... Did he use an abacus, a slide rule, or a calculator? ... Did little boobs count? ... He must be a math genius or a gigolo! ... I'm still under 1,000 and at my age I'm not allowed that many squeezes any more, particularly of they had boobs removed due to breast cancer (do I get any credits on that one, or perhaps silicone ones?)! ... Was that 10,000 all in one day or spread thru a few years? ... Is this in the Guiness Record book? ... He must have a pretty good allowance for breast-feeding! ...

I promise my next team will be named 10,000 Boobs!!



And yes I have seen that many boobs in my life. I am a very lucky man ........10,000 Boobs or to be persicse ....5017 women

Quote: Originally Posted By leeelci on 12/03/2009
By the way, leelci played with over 10,000 boobs? ... Did he use an abacus, a slide rule, or a calculator? ... Did little boobs count? ... He must be a math genius or a gigolo! ... I'm still under 1,000 and at my age I'm not allowed that many squeezes any more, particularly of they had boobs removed due to breast cancer (do I get any credits on that one, or perhaps silicone ones?)! ... Was that 10,000 all in one day or spread thru a few years? ... Is this in the Guiness Record book? ... He must have a pretty good allowance for breast-feeding! ...

I promise my next team will be named 10,000 Boobs!!



And yes I have seen that many boobs in my life. I am a very lucky man ........10,000 Boobs or to be persicse ....5017 women

you my friend are my new hero...lol

I saw that many last week alone when I was looking through Erffdogs threads.

Quote: Originally posted by lawman_185 on 12/03/2009how the hell do u line out on a bunt???

I can top that! On my son's varsity baseball team a few seasons ago, there was a farm boy with the finesse of John Daly in a par-five tee box. He bunts — I swear this is no exaggeration — a looping line drive that the third baseman (playing normally because after all who would expect a 6-2, 220-lb. teen-ager to bunt) has to go back three steps to catch.

i only squeeze with my pitcher..and guys on third with less than two outs get stranded way to often for me to feel bad about it.

i only squeeze when i feel it gives me the best chance to win a game.

Agree with Josh ... In my younger days in the 60's and 70's, I remember seeing a line drive to an IF out of the bunting position to a pitcher throwing a fast ball! ... And I was the boob on both the giving end at the batter's box or receiving end at 3B! ...