Although as a rookie, I'm glad to have the help of an assistant coach, just once I'd like to have him tell me what he thinks they ought to be doing instead of what he is suggesting they don't do.

I'm not sure if that is more annoying than the emails from my trainer...
From: Daniel Lewis
To: Coach jrokeefe12
Subject: Read Immediately - Christopher Birk
Sent: 01/26/2010 3:12AM
Coach, I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, but our best efforts couldn't save Birk. He died last night. I've always wanted to say that! Seriously, it's strained calf muscle. He's at about 90% right now.
Daniel Lewis
Head Trainer