Posted by jimmystick on 1/13/2011 11:14:00 PM (view original):
Id rather hire coaches than go to a strip club. Unless you're buying. I'm not opposed to looking at boobies but I really don't like having to pay money to do so.
You pay $25 for the privilege of hiring your coaches, among all the other thrills HBD offers. That's about the cost of a lapdance at a lot of places, although I suppose you also have to pay a $10 or $15 cover and buy at least one $7 can of beer.
HBD offers three months of fun, with some aggravation thrown in, but a good lapdance offers a lifetime of p memories (with some aggravation thrown in when your wife asks the next morning why you've got glitter on your forehead).