This thread is a poorly-veiled attempt to publicize arssanguinus's upcoming book, 'Free Throw Defense'. His theory is really quite simple. Just as the opponent releases his shot, one of arss' players yells, "BOO!". But, and here's the beauty of his defense, it's always a different player!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sometimes the player is even standing behind the shooter.
He's recently added another innovation to the defense. They don't yell 'BOO" every time. The opponent, expecting the call, is unnerved when he looks at arss' team and they're picking their noses, scratching their butts, etc.
I saw a 'leaked' copy of the book. It's an easy read; most of his paragraphs only contain 1 or 2 verbs.
WARNING: If you have small children, skip page 19. That's the butt-scratching photo.
8/17/2012 6:00 AM (edited)