Contest - write new messages for HD - week one Topic

Coach,

You should be lucky you have a player of my caliber. I was going to go to Kansas until you promised me that start. I STILL WANT THAT START! Or I will take my talents to Kansas. Start me. Now.

Player
1/24/2017 6:33 PM
Coach,

Screw you and Kentucky. I'll be slammin' em down at D3 W Conn St next year. D1, my ***!!

Player
1/24/2017 7:00 PM
Hey coach, the boys and I were ordering pizza and I noticed they had this deal where if you don't get your pie in half an hour then you don't have to pay. So I got to thinking how you promised me playing time and I wanted to give you my policy. Instead of 30 minutes or its free, give me my ## minutes or I flee.

I guarantee.

--Player
1/24/2017 7:27 PM
Hey, coach, I know I'm coming off a torn rotator cuff, but when my health was about 60% I was silently sulking on the bench that I expected to get my 15 minutes. I thought I'd wait until 6 games later to actually tell you. You know, after my work ethic dropped and you won't be sure you can get me close to my minutes.
1/24/2017 7:49 PM
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