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Posted by dino27 on 1/20/2019 10:36:00 PM (view original):
learn to ask where is the bathroom in all languages.
it is almost always by the bar!
1/21/2019 1:24 PM
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never buy a babe ruth autograph signed with a sharpie.
1/21/2019 4:03 PM
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those who are ignorant of the past will learn it by living it themselves.
1/21/2019 4:53 PM
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a roof is better then an umbrella.
1/21/2019 4:54 PM
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an amnesiac birdbrain spends the day retweeting.
1/21/2019 4:57 PM
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a dyslexic athiest spends the evening wondering if there really is a dog
1/21/2019 6:13 PM
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while the meaning of is depends , the dude abides.
1/21/2019 10:26 PM
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well, the squirrels are back in the kitchen and it is getting personal.
1/22/2019 9:51 AM
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people with a 13 month calendar are very superstitious.
1/22/2019 12:53 PM
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eat gizzard for good health..good luck.
1/22/2019 1:03 PM
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may the blue bird of happiness start a nest in your ex's hair.
1/22/2019 4:00 PM
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man who slide down flagpole named Dick Burns
1/22/2019 4:05 PM
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a freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother
1/22/2019 5:14 PM
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a chinese hamster will bring good luck..they have genitals the size of their head.
1/22/2019 7:07 PM
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a tidy home will bring clarity of thought..the neat shall inherit the earth.
1/23/2019 2:59 PM
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