Haha. I agree.
My dad had a toothless, redneck acquaintance when I was a child. The guy fit every stereotype that you could think of. He even had a mullet. He was pure white trash. Well, he had a daughter with girlfriends daughter. If I recall, he was around 50 and she was in early 20’s. They named the girl Peekaboo Mercedes Head. Head was his last name. If she didn’t grow up to be a stripper, I have no idea how.
Another funny name story. There’s a well-known realtor in the town that I grew up in. His parents named him Ben Dover and his sister is Ilene Dover. Say the names together and tell me those aren’t some cruel parents. It had to be intentional. If you need proof, google “Ben Dover Realty.”