Spanky finds an old coin, so he takes it to a pawn shop.
Spanky: "I want a million dollars for this!"
Pawn Shop Owner: "This is worthless."
Spanky: "I want a million dollars or I burn down your shop!"
Pawn Shop Owner: "OK, I'll give you a dollar. That's about all I could get for it."
Spanky: "VICTORY!"