Posted by mullycj on 5/27/2014 11:48:00 AM (view original):
Chuck Norris
mully: when my boy was born, i bought him a onesie with a picture of chuck in a headband holding an uzi and the line: 'Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he believes in is surprise.'
the wife only let him wear it once. obviously, it was glorious.