Posted by cubcub113 on 11/15/2017 5:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Benis on 11/15/2017 5:08:00 PM (view original):
Posted by MikeT23 on 11/15/2017 4:58:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Benis on 11/15/2017 4:47:00 PM (view original):
Actually... funny story.
I was at a bachelor party a couple years ago in Windsor Canada.
I never wear underwear when we go out to the strip clubs. At one point, girl pulls me on stage and lays me down on my back. Starts doing her thing and puts her hands down my pants. She pulls them right back out and exclaims "you're not wearing any underwear, what F**k!"
Classic.
Did she say "I felt something like a benis, I mean *****, except smaller"?
She was wondering where it was at first.
But you know they crank up the AC in that place!
I'm wondering what's up with your name. Benis is a combination of Balls and *****. Is that it? I've also seen people with the last name Benis. I've also seen people with a name like Ben Kenis. So which one is it?
Actually the full name is Pig Benis.
Get it. Pretty clever, I know.
And before someone chimes in, the inverse is obviously Paul Smenis.