I want to be a real housewife too. I want to talk about my houses on the beach and inland. I want to talk about my money and my job history. I want to talk about how I hate to fly. I just hate it. And that makes me special. Some people won't do it. I will. Several times. Every year. Year after year. But I hate it. That makes me special. Because....I was groped by Brett in a room where I can't remember with people who call me a liar. And if you don't believe me, maybe I'll just fly over to you and tell you all about the 1980's which I still think are so much NOT over.