Posted by WardoYT on 2/11/2020 11:22:00 PM (view original):
Posted by oldave on 2/11/2020 10:49:00 PM (view original):
Wardo, when you say "doctor"... do you mean gillespie? that would make alot of sense. I highly suspect that he has been using the black market accounts.
I am just pointing out that some of the returning people have bought accounts and few of them know I exist outside the realm. Used to read Mayan science alot of the time I get where they Sacrifice it was for Bread Winners Golden Child of family and to become Royal Queen and King blood of the group. Sadly only England uses midevil tactics as they say Stonehenge is the most active documented ancient Sorcery the Egypt Monamutes are one of the dryest cultures and yes 3 out of the 5 documented was a yes man to build a replica Egypt culture without Cricket or Soccer as number one and or two Musicians are put first then its Identity politics So 2 of the 5 Documented yes man was considered American yes man to plant Plantation and grow Tar well that life ended in 1700 and it put a really good mark on Americans and this is what yall who paid into the system is going to see for the future and present
i was gonna say, i would never use black market accounts (duh, cash only). but now that wardo spells it out, sacrificing live children, enslaving my fellow man - yeah, that's definitely up my alley. how did i get there? its kind of a long story.
as a young man, i tried sacrificing dead children, but the gods were upset by my attempted deception and smote me right up the arse. i was what you could call 'curious' before that, so maybe they did me a favor - because i certainly wasn't curious afterwards! now i know, definitely not a fan of taking it up the poop shoet (to use the ancient mayan spelling). anyway, i decided to switch back to the live variety.
next, i tried paying my tar-growing plantation workers, but that went... poorly. upgrading my 'laborers' to commodity status really made them greedy - they rioted, killing my wife and children in the name of the great the0nly (the most vengeful of our gods). also, because i was making no money growing tar (mostly because you can't grow ******* tar), i ended up deeply in debt, and ended up working on a rival tar plantation where the masters were not so kind as i. they even reduced me to a ridiculous caricature and gave me a silly (and possibly offensive) name - i was henceforth known as long wang.
after 20 years of brutal tar-growing (which mostly consisted of baking my own ***** in the sun until they achieve the proper consistency), i found a device that allowed me to teleport to an alternate realm. there, i found a magical world that was completely identical to my own, except that in the morning, there were two options - the sun would come up, or it would not - 50/50 odds. after sacrificing some babies to get back to my own realm - or possibly a third realm, which was so similar to my original realm i could not tell the difference - i remarked to the village wise man - perhaps, the sun will not come up tomorrow - its 50/50.
of course, this was blasphemy, but just as the people of that realm were about to burn me on the stake (not at the stake... they put the stake somewhere rather unpleasant - remember, these were mid evil times with sorcery and voodoo and other things such as this) - a total solar eclipse occurred, which was quite lucky, because it could have just as easily not occurred (it was 50/50). as a result, the people of my realm (or the aforementioned third realm which was indistinguishable from my own) spared me and began to worship me as a god. i thought, perhaps i should use this position for good - but then i recalled the misguided days of my youth. so now i just roll with it!