Doctors use some outdated chart devised in the 1930s when huge men were 5'7" 175 lbs. Anyone who has ever lifted a weight is overweight by their chart. Let your mirror, and your self-satisfaction, be your guide.
I'm almost certain that I'd go "WTF?!?!?!" and punch him in the throat if he intentionally vomited on me.
Sure. He's Asian. Lots of short Asian chicks. Of course, they're looking for tall me but he'd still meet them.
I have never had a player take a demotion hit in that scenario. Some people have said it has happened to them. I'm skeptical.
If it's after the first ST game, yes.
That dude named Google thought of it first.
A lot of times it depends on the match ups. I don't think the game is a bunch of random results although you can get some crazyass results. But, IIRC, the Raiders beat three playoff teams last season. Happens in real life too.