1) You most post 50 times in regards to the greatness of coaches of a higher rank
2) Make BCG a martini
3) Do alblack's laundry for 3 weeks
4) Wear a wig and pretend to be cornfused's wife
5) Must listen to oldresorter give this
speech (NSFW)
Once these tasks have been completed you must sit before the knights who say ni, who will determine your face. It's strict but it's the only way.