Wow, I had no idea it could be taken to that level. I remember reading a thread once, where someone didn't see their game simmed, sent a ticket to CS, and CS said they were having "simulation troubles" with that game, and I think it was a similar extreme foul scenario.
And of course the real way to make this happen is to do it as bow2dacowz said: high-end D1 fb/press against low-end D3 fb/press.
Since this is a D3 team, and can't really hope to put up the greatest exhibition records ever seen in HD, I think I'll set a different goal for next season: average 45+ fouls drawn, 35+ turnovers forced, and 75+ point margin of victory, for the entire non-conference part of schedule. Yes, I'll be screwing myself in the projection report, but at this point crazy box scores mean more to me that small improvements in seeding.