We've all had that player on our rosters that we vehemently  hate.  This is the time to be a good coach and throw them under a bus.  
Andrew Mentzer this one is for you.  You were a mistake.  You're a lazy piece of crap.  Even your face is lazy.  You're just crappy enough to suck but not enough for me to force you to transfer.  You're mother doesnt love you.  You could choke on soup. 

Continue with your own attacks on your players or on mine.  

Kwesi Abdel and Emile Gomez -

Get your passports ready, boys. You're being deported. You can't just come to the United States and expect to be given free hand-outs. No. You have to work hard and earn your playing time. And I don't care that neither of you had ever seen snow before you came here, that's no excuse for skipping out on practice to make snow angels. Now y'all get on out of here.

Ahh, memories of the Crum Northeast-10.  

This was my most annoying guy...
www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerHistory/Ratings.aspx

Rudolph Zeiss... for every 3-pointer he hit, he'd commit 3 turnovers and 2 fouls.  A fouling machine really.   I benched him mid-junior year (my 1st year with team) eventually just out of spite, even with his senior year at 47% from behind the arc.   Ended college career with 202 assists, 224 turnovers and 272 personal fouls.   Grrrrrr.   

I replaced him with a guard who was coincidentally from the very same high school in rural Minnesota, 1000 miles from Merrimack.

Damn I like this.

I hate you Robert Parson, worst PG ever recruited, worst senior ever recruited. You are the reason why I have no shot at winning a NT game.

http://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=2939322

I never, I never gave you minutes except this year, I had no other choice! And you are starting. You whined for three seasons, you said you were transferring, you were going somewhere called heaven for us. Yet, you hung in there, we got stuck with you... And now you are laughing, getting us to the NT, sure will lose the first game.

Luther Schroeder, I had fantasies that a 63 speed 63 rebound SF with ball handling and passing skills would be something amazing. Instead, you've managed to be so average and adequate that I can't cut you, but I don't want to play you.

http://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=3007151

The only thing you have going for you is Richard Lindsay is waiting to be the next in line of great disappointments.

http://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/RatingsHistory.aspx?tid=12137&pid=3063190

48 ath, 20 speed, 100 rebound, 50 defense, 100 block, 1 passing.... I thought this guy would be hysterical. I'm now thinking he's just going to drive me to hysterics.

Posted by therewas47 on 6/22/2015 4:17:00 PM (view original):
We've all had that player on our rosters that we vehemently  hate.  This is the time to be a good coach and throw them under a bus.  
Andrew Mentzer this one is for you.  You were a mistake.  You're a lazy piece of crap.  Even your face is lazy.  You're just crappy enough to suck but not enough for me to force you to transfer.  You're mother doesnt love you.  You could choke on soup. 

Continue with your own attacks on your players or on mine.  

Internationals internationals... I find that they are quite often worth the risk, but I'm so meh on this career backup.

Also, I choked on soup at lunch about 30 minutes ago. Not feeling too smart today.