Thanks everybody. I assume it's the low contact that really amplifies his limitations, and that a 91 vLHP doesn't really alleviate it that much. I see very few players in the bigs with contacts <35.
I'm in the NL, and I find that I've developed about 6 AAAA 1b/dh types. Oops. I need, maximum, one. Live and learn. These guys can't even play RF, and I doubt they are worth anything in trade. Too bad they don't give HBD credits for the AAA league championship.