Big East Phelan aka The Big Porcelain Topic

I figured I’d bring my ish talking to the forums for fun and see who approves of how funny yet clean I can be!

I recently took a shot at the Big East in Phelan and called my brother (Nick_Bennett) “a floater among turds” on their conference chat!

Somebody tell me that isn’t some high quality clean crap talking?!

bahaha
2/4/2021 6:28 PM
Broke-nee is busy
He will make many calls and
have many meetings
2/5/2021 1:46 AM
All work and no play
Makes Bro-ken-ee a dull boy;
Scatman Crothers whacked.
2/5/2021 1:47 AM
I believe I’m smart
But I don’t get the ref-rence
Please enlighten me
2/5/2021 9:18 AM
Both non-sequiturs,
First was Trump daily sched-ule
Over last three months

Second was famous
Nicholson quote from Shining,
Oops spoiler alert
2/5/2021 10:35 AM
Ok. I actually caught on after I re-read them a few times. Well played!
2/5/2021 10:58 AM
Ok. I actually caught on after I re-read them a few times. Well played!
2/5/2021 10:58 AM
Some truth to your thoughts.
Big East's non-con skeds milquetoast,
My Strength Of Sked suff'rs.
2/5/2021 11:02 AM
Posted by Brokenee on 2/5/2021 10:58:00 AM (view original):
Ok. I actually caught on after I re-read them a few times. Well played!
Your last post does not
Meet haiku syl-la-bic rules
I am now confused
2/5/2021 11:07 AM
I’m disappointed in the Big East Phelan right now. My brother Nick Bennett came in to a mediocre UL squad and is already running things in that conference. If you guys, excluding Seton Hall, can’t put up a better fight than that, he really is a floater among turds. And he’s floating to the top. You guys should bounce and go learn how to win in a real conference like the A10 and then try your hand at a power conference again in the future....???????
2/15/2021 5:43 PM
Big East Phelan aka The Big Porcelain Topic

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