Unrealistic Appearances Topic

It is just me, or do an exorbitant amount of players have mustaches? I understand that some players do have them but it has to be over 50% in this game.

Does everybody have to look like Jose Valentin?
1/10/2010 6:26 PM
I also think there are too many guys with blond lampchop sideburns and facial hair. Bunch of Allman Brothers wannabes. LOL
1/10/2010 7:21 PM
HBD needs more guys with eyepatches. I had one in GD once. I think he was a DB. The patch must have been a ***** for depth perception when defending the pass.
1/10/2010 7:34 PM
They have far too many thin guys too. We need some Prince Fielder types.
1/10/2010 9:32 PM
Quote: Originally posted by sanderbear on 1/10/2010I also think there are too many guys with blond lampchop sideburns and facial hair. Bunch of Allman Brothers wannabes. LOL

that's because arlenwilliam once complained that there weren't any aryan types. seriously.
1/10/2010 9:40 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By sanderbear on 1/11/2010
This has been one of the more fun threads to read.
1/11/2010 10:26 AM
LOL
1/11/2010 1:32 PM
More Jim Abbotts!!!
1/11/2010 2:43 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By tecwrg on 1/10/2010HBD needs more guys with eyepatches. I had one in GD once. I think he was a DB. The patch must have been a ***** for depth perception when defending the pass
This was great!

How about some bald guys with an earring like Mr. Clean?
1/11/2010 11:14 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By sanderbear on 1/10/2010I also think there are too many guys with blond lampchop sideburns and facial hair. Bunch of Allman Brothers wannabes. LO
My bullpen:

1/12/2010 12:11 AM
We have a quality player in one world who'd 5'6" and 247 lbs. That's a pretty sight I'm sure.
1/12/2010 9:10 AM
Unrealistic Appearances Topic

Search Criteria

Terms of Use Customer Support Privacy Statement

© 1999-2026 WhatIfSports.com, Inc. All rights reserved. WhatIfSports is a trademark of WhatIfSports.com, Inc. SimLeague, SimMatchup and iSimNow are trademarks or registered trademarks of Electronic Arts, Inc. Used under license. The names of actual companies and products mentioned herein may be the trademarks of their respective owners.