Is there any validity to anything an AD says in an email notifying you that a recruit has signed? Examples:
"I hope _______ helps us because he just signed."
"Let me be the first one to say congratulations - oh, wait, that's what I'd say if I were happy. Let me rephrase that - you signed ________?!? Are you insane? The kid's mental."
"I'd heard rumors about __________ being interested in us, guess it was more than a rumor - he just signed."
"Did _______ come out of nowhere or was my trip to Windsor longer than I thought? He just signed."