Quote: Originally posted by wisefella99 on 6/05/2010Can't find Osama Bin Laden? Send him Several expletive laced emails.

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Missed that 6 inch putt. Send several expletive laced emails to the greenskeeper.

Dripped mustard on your zippered front seersucker shirt. Send several expletive laced emails to the manager of the McDonalds.

Fell asleep on the couch and missed your favorite TV program. Send several expletive laced emails to the manager of the CircleK that sold you the 12-pack of beer.

Lost consecutive games to OR, dalter, oldave, and lostmyth2. Send several expletive laced emails to yourself for making such a tough schedule.

Quote: Originally posted by wisefella99 on 6/05/2010
Girlfriend not calling you back? Send her several expletive laced emails.

Thanks. I hadn't thought of that yet. Sounds like solid advice.

Let's sent BP CEO Tony Hayward some expletive laced emails!

Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein gets some expletive-laden love, too.

can we send some to Congress, or that result in a Homeland Security violation and much tasering and strip searches?

Quote: Originally posted by dacj501 on 6/06/2010can we send some to Congress, or that result in a Homeland Security violation and much tasering and strip searches?

Only if you're the one doing the strip search.

Quote: Originally Posted By wsredden on 6/06/2010Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein gets some expletive-laden love, too.

Congratulations on the first-ever Lloyd Blankfein reference in the WIS forums.

Our 5 1/2 year pool has now ended. I believe metsmax, who predicted the first reference would come July 11, 2010, is the winner. He will receive a one-year subscription to Nasty Housewives magazine and lifesize cardboard cut-out of Mr. Blankfein.

Nice work, metsmax!

owe the government six figures in student loans? Send several expletive laced e-mails

for that matter,

owe anyone any amount of money? Send several expletive laced e-mails

Quote: Originally Posted By Weena on 6/06/2010Missed that 6 inch putt. Send several expletive laced emails to the greenskeeper.

Dripped mustard on your zippered front seersucker shirt. Send several expletive laced emails to the manager of the McDonalds.

Fell asleep on the couch and missed your favorite TV program. Send several expletive laced emails to the manager of the CircleK that sold you the 12-pack of beer.

Lost consecutive games to OR, dalter, oldave, and lostmyth2. Send several expletive laced emails to yourself for making such a tough schedule.

Send the emails to your friends. If they're making you putt 6-inchers they deserve it.

Pastor's sermon goes long on Sunday morning. Send him Several expletive laced emails.

Quote: Originally Posted By bvb24 on 6/06/2010Pastor's sermon goes long on Sunday morning. Send him Several expletive laced emails

My Dad's a minister. One Sunday morning, there was glare on the clock and he couldn't see it. In the midst of his sermon, he asked, "When am I supposed to finish?" My Mom answered, "Right NOW!"

It's funny. My whole family went back home today for a ceremony at the church where my dad preaches to celebrate the 40th anniversary of his ordination.

Quote: Originally Posted By Weena on 6/06/2010Missed that 6 inch putt. Send several expletive laced emails to the greenskeeper.

Lost consecutive games to OR, dalter, oldave, and lostmyth2. Send several expletive laced emails to yourself for making such a tough schedule.

Hey now, dubya!

1) I'm not going to insist on "Golf Course Superintendent" cause truth is i dont much care for that term anyways (sounds like a janitor to me), but if we are going oldschool here,,,, lets get it right --- no "s"... just Greenkeeper.

2) If you are missing 6 inch putts, I'd blame daalty for scuffin things up. just bcause you wear Softspikes, that doent mean you can drag your size 14s all over the green, daalty.

3) if you are missing 6 inch putts... the Im making you putt them too! the only putts I want to give you ae the ones you were going to make anyway

4) how my name got mixed up in that last sentence is beyond me. maybe W is just tryin to **** Kelby off? ;-) (take that Kelby! Dubs says I'm better than you!!!)