Random thought:
Before a player is traded or waived, am I the only one out there who spends a second thinking about the player's imaginary family? The sacrifices they're going to have to make, new schools for the kids, etc. Then I remind myself that these players aren't real.
There have got to be more of you out there...

What about the beer vendors?

I do, and also think about fan backlash if I trade a fan favorite player.  Makes it more fun to me.

Half the people in the world are crazy, the other half you just don't know well enough.

I'm imagining I'm hitting on the imaginary players wife. Is that odd?

Even there, mitch gets shot down.
Again.

Not over until the fat lady sings.

Que Mrs. DIAH. Sorry that was cruel, even for you.

Posted by mitchrapp on 7/27/2010 12:34:00 PM (view original):
I'm imagining I'm hitting on the imaginary players wife. Is that odd?

Not as odd as the imaginary player's imaginary wife being receptive to your advances, Casanova.

Whatever gets you through the day.......

Posted by mitchrapp on 7/27/2010 12:34:00 PM (view original):
I'm imagining I'm hitting on the imaginary players wife. Is that odd?

Dwight Johnson's sister. 

In the Erffdogg Memorial League, a couple of the long time owners (josepaco, dilo, erffdogg, and apologies to the rest) have for 16 seasons tracked the lowlight, lowdowndirtyshame exploits of Dwight Johnson's sister. He's got 220 career victories (and counting - Durham Bulls) and she's got 756 illicit acts in every HBD stadium bathroom in existence. 

Sadly, DJ's sister has announced that she will join Dwight in hanging up the leather, whenever that may happen. Hall of Fame career includes humping her way through 5 world series winning rosters (or more).

"Hanging up the leather" is kind of gross in that context.

I'm more like Steinbrenner.   Except less dead.

I don't think about the beer vendors.....HBD ball park beer is too damn expensive anyway!  Heck with the vendors.