I want natural disasters! Earthquake wiping out an entire bullpen... Volcanic eruption incinerating a fielding coach... Crazed fan stabbing first baseman for making a costly error.... Fun stuff! And while  we're at it, can we please get off-season jet-skiing accidents, gang-related shootings, and drug rehab? Put those temper, patience and make-up ratings to good use, dev team! The power is in your hands! And performance-enhancing pixie dust while we're at it! "Journeyman 3B turns into superstar under the guidance of one-eyed Peruvian shaman."

I want my players to get addicted to sex and lose 20pts in OVR after the fallout.

Not sure how or why they would do this. I don't think we need rain delays etc... just more reason for our guys to suck...

Gives me an excuse to name my LF the human rain delay.