WIS says water is not wet Topic

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I've created a formula for rating the wetness of different liquids. Visit my website if you want to tell me how awesome it is.
10/29/2010 12:25 AM
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Posted by theeyetest on 10/28/2010 11:08:00 PM (view original):
My son is a cub scout. I learned during the pinewood derby that powdered graphite feels wet. It has no water in it; therefore, water is not wet. Maybe seble has a cub scout son, and that's how WiS knows that water is not wet. Also, I'm not sure how this relates, but a duck floats on water.
What also floats in water?  Bread.  Apples.  Very small rocks.  Cider.  Great gravy.  Cherries.  Mud.  Churches.  Lead.  
10/29/2010 12:49 AM
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Posted by rusticity on 10/29/2010 12:49:00 AM (view original):
Posted by theeyetest on 10/28/2010 11:08:00 PM (view original):
My son is a cub scout. I learned during the pinewood derby that powdered graphite feels wet. It has no water in it; therefore, water is not wet. Maybe seble has a cub scout son, and that's how WiS knows that water is not wet. Also, I'm not sure how this relates, but a duck floats on water.
What also floats in water?  Bread.  Apples.  Very small rocks.  Cider.  Great gravy.  Cherries.  Mud.  Churches.  Lead.  
Wood floats in water.  Witches are made of wood.  Throw her in the lake and see if she floats.
10/29/2010 2:53 AM
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Posted by ardthomp on 10/29/2010 11:29:00 AM (view original):
Posted by rusticity on 10/29/2010 12:49:00 AM (view original):
Posted by theeyetest on 10/28/2010 11:08:00 PM (view original):
My son is a cub scout. I learned during the pinewood derby that powdered graphite feels wet. It has no water in it; therefore, water is not wet. Maybe seble has a cub scout son, and that's how WiS knows that water is not wet. Also, I'm not sure how this relates, but a duck floats on water.
What also floats in water?  Bread.  Apples.  Very small rocks.  Cider.  Great gravy.  Cherries.  Mud.  Churches.  Lead.  
Fat chicks
Well-behaved offspring
10/29/2010 3:53 PM
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Oil.  Vegetable and crude.
10/29/2010 7:20 PM
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it's like the pythagorean theorem - there is no answer
10/30/2010 1:05 AM
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Posted by metsmax on 10/28/2010 10:58:00 PM (view original):
it either is wet or it is not, 50-50 chance
ahahahahahahahahaha

i almost ****** myself. . . .

who's argument was this??  that was one of the best threads EVER.

i loved how the argument did not get squashed after the sun comment.  The sun will either rise tomorrow or it wont.  So there's a 50% chance of the sun rising tomorrow morning
10/30/2010 4:51 AM
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****
10/30/2010 4:51 AM
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wow, p i s s gets censored? pretty G rated if you ask me
10/30/2010 4:52 AM
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50% of the time it happens all the time
10/30/2010 9:19 AM
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How dare anybody question WIS, they are perfect in every way and anybody who says otherwise is a loser.
10/30/2010 9:22 AM
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Sounds like the famous Yogi Berra quote...

"Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."

10/30/2010 9:36 AM
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Makes me think of Stephen Wright's 1980's stand-up skit about powdered water.
11/1/2010 1:44 PM
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