the second best DIII conference (ever) has a couple openings.  Join us!

in 48 seasons we've had only 10 sim coached teams, please help us keep it that way

anybodY? 

this is the fullest conference EVER, in HD.  loaded with some of the best coaches of all time.  come see what you're made of !!!

Wooden Upstate. Act now!

just do it!

seriously. best d3 conference of all time.

What do you get when you join the Upstate??

• 8 of the best HD coaches as conference mates
• plus me
• toughest conference schedule in HD - some of HD's best coaches couldn't even hack it in the Upstate (wont name names, but it rhymes with oldgrave)
• you get to play in the best Division III in HD (Wooden)
• we've only had 10 simai coached teams in a possible 576 seasons (thats like a world record, by A LOT)
• free beer on thursdays
• a fairly active coaches corner
• a very active world with LONG standing rivalries (between teams and conferences)

okay, sorry, free beer is a lie. . . .

BUUUUUT.  when you sign up for a team you get a FREE* custom fanny pack.  Its got the Upstate Collegiate Athletic Association emblem on front.  And your own team's mascot on the side.  When you wear it out to bars, its like a chick-magnet, they flock to you.  Its got three compartments, made of genuine leather, and has a side release belt buckle.  It also has a gold-plated zipper and reflectors (for night time use).











* To receive your free fanny pack, you must join the Upstate Collegiate Athletic Conference (Case Western Reserve, Clarkson, or Rochester) in World 2 (Wooden).  You must keep the team for 4 seasons and maintain a .500 record for your 4th seasons.  Also, $495.00 S&H will apply.  Promotion valid for NEW Upstate members only.  Offer good while supplies last.  Void where prohibited.

last chance, couple hours left to sign up!