Try this:
1. Print-out his player card, make sure it's in color.
2. Next; Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
3. When boiling toss the player's card into the brew and chant, Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Starting the very next cycle the guy should go on a tear.