The Best Mens Room Quotes Topic

The_Creeper
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Read this one at an old tavern I visited.

"No matter how good she looks, there is somebody somewhere who is sick of her sh$t."

Never read anything more truthful.

8/28/2011 9:31 PM
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pfattkatt
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On the chest of a bar maid in Yale, is tatooed the prices of ale. And on her behind - for the sake of the blind - is the same information in braille!!
9/1/2011 4:44 AM
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People who write on bathroom walls
Roll their **** in little balls
People who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of ****



I believe that was at the now-defunct Brady's Cafe in Kent, Ohio.
9/1/2011 5:00 AM
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Once doing a deuce in an airport, I looked to my left near the roll of toilet paper, and I noticed the words "Booger Hall of Fame. " Above that were about 10 boogers of various sizes.   Sick! 
9/3/2011 10:21 PM
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Posted by The_Creeper on 8/28/2011 9:31:00 PM (view original):
Read this one at an old tavern I visited.

"No matter how good she looks, there is somebody somewhere who is sick of her sh$t."

Never read anything more truthful.

Show me a hot girl and I'll show you a guy sick of ****ing her.
9/4/2011 2:08 AM
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Press button. Get bacon.
9/4/2011 5:38 PM
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On many a construction site port a potty wall...here I sit all broken hearted,tried to sh!t and only farted.
9/6/2011 7:08 PM
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