We need someone to take over Chestnut Hill in the CAC in Naismith. We have an abundance of awesomeness in the conference, so we really just want someone who can take a beating and maintain a cheery disposition. The ability to commend other coaches on their success is a must. You need to be a good, but patient recruiter willing to go beyond the local market to attract basketball players. We prefer aliases (aliai?) with some sort of hidden meaning or comedic impact. There is already one Duke fan in the conference, so no more of you jokers, please. We will supply the successful candidate with an ***-ton of recruiting dollars owing to our perennial NT success. If you think you may be a fit for this position, get up on it. 

Please ignore the title. We will be your huckleberries. Not the other way around.

Oh, wait. I'm not sure what "I'm your huckleberry" means. Basically, we are looking for a daisy.

Position filled. Thank you for your interest. We will keep you in mind for the next time a position opens.

Ditto on what I said before, but this time Rochester (http://www.whatifsports.com/hd/TeamProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=3874) is available in Wooden's Upstate. This is the granddaddy of DIII conferences. Signups end at like 4:00pm on Thursday.

You ain't no daisy.  :)

I hate people who get the words wrong.
It ain't "woolly" it's "weary" and
it nobody's got stress, they're
wearing a dress.

I'm sure 90% of the people out there have no clue what we're talking about.