Frequently, i will wake up in the middle of the night. When I do, if I can't get right back to sleep, I'll take the dogs for a walk. We have a male jug (Jack Russel X Pug) and a Jack Russel female. I woke up aroud 1 AM July 4th, and took the dogs out. In Bethlehem, Pa, where we live, there are many narrow streets, virtually alleys, and some of those are shortcuts to get home. I took one of those, and there was a party going on at one of the houses on that narrow street. As I walked past a girl came out to smoke a cig, saw the dogs, and asked if she could pet them. Of course I said yes. She was reasonably well endowed, wearing a loose, spaghetti strap type top. Eli, the jug, got up on his hind legs to greet her, and as he leaned forward, his front paws caught her top, pulling it down and exposing her breasts. She was so drunk, she didn't even notice!!! We talked about the dogs, casual chit chat, for several minutes before she realized her boobs were hanging out. She covered herself, then:
She: "I really like older men."
Me: (surprised) "excuse me?"
She: "Sex. I like having sex, with, like older men."
Me: Are you hitting on me?"
She: "Older men, but you are, like, older than my grandfather."
Me; "Goodnight."