undecided one star player has the coach of the National Champions knock on his door and say, "hey listen kid, I know it's late, but we've got a spot on the team for you: here's a scholarship. why don't you come by the campus and check things out?"
fill in your expected response here:
Actual response: no thanks to campus, no thanks to home visit, no thanks to scholarship... why play for the national champions when I can go juco?
"Coach, I just can't say yes right now...which is a very polite way of saying no. No, no, no, no, no. I gotta teammate you may like, he's doing time right now, but when he gets out he's going to be a player. You want me to hook you up with him?"
Gordon Houser
This obviously is not a big deal to my team, but I do find it humorous.