I figured in Rupp I'd use one last year to try and help kickstart a bad team, so I applied to University of Minnesota, Morris (0-27 last year)...
"Coach, thank you for your interest in joining our program. We were split about hiring you - we were all impressed with your recent success and we all think that you have the experience it takes to continue that success at this level, but we do not want a coach who is going to use our program as a stepping stone and leave at the first good offer. Based on the references we checked with, that concern was too much for us to overlook."