Official ’My player got hurt for 200+ day Topic

stiller609
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s' ********/whining/moaning thread.

"A Place for owners to whine and complain about long-term injuries without persecution. Here, we can let off the steam that comes from losing your 10-time all-star to a shoulder aneurysm in a pivotal season."

...And I'll go first

An Open letter to Hoss Collins:

God f*cking dammit, Hoss, you piece of garbage. You were the centerpiece of my organization for the last 4 seasons, getting three CY Young Nom's in that time. NOW, you're done for the year without even pitching a regular season inning and you'll never be better than a #3 starter for the rest of your career. I think we just exited that small window where we could have won a championship. Consider yourself shunned. Also, I banged your wife.

--Stiller
3/22/2010 3:03 PM
zbrent716
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He had it coming...
3/22/2010 3:22 PM
gjello10
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...and besides, have you seen his wife? Well worth it, in my opinion.
3/22/2010 5:08 PM
tecwrg
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Thank God that Comrade Obama and his minions have ensured that Hoss will be able to afford quality healthcare that covers his now pre-existing condition.
3/22/2010 5:31 PM
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He's not American
3/22/2010 5:44 PM
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Hoss has surprisingly good teeth for a Limey
3/22/2010 5:45 PM
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His wife is enhanced with silicone.
3/23/2010 5:53 AM
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Quote: Originally Posted By shobob on 3/22/2010
He's not American
He's British. He has quality heathcare which doesn't exclude his pre-existing condition for decades, now. Only problem is, he has to wait 6 months to get his "elective" elbow surgery.
3/23/2010 7:41 AM
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And a big f u to Mac Gang. You led us to a 47-17 start. I paid $30 million for 60 games of your awesomeness. Thanks for nothing.
3/24/2010 12:03 PM
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"Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant."
3/24/2010 12:11 PM
stiller609
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this thread seems to be getting a little off track.
3/24/2010 1:36 PM
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his 99 health sucks. if he had 100, this post would have never existed
3/24/2010 7:07 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by mal247 on 3/24/2010And a big f u to Mac Gang. You led us to a 47-17 start. I paid $30 million for 60 games of your awesomeness. Thanks for nothing.

you don't know the meaning of heartbreak. hes only out 130 days. i should redline you.
3/24/2010 7:20 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted By mal247 on 3/24/2010And a big f u to Mac Gang. You led us to a 47-17 start. I paid $30 million for 60 games of your awesomeness. Thanks for nothing
This seems fair. After all, he's your player. Were he my player, quite obviously, this would represent a glitch in the Sim, given his high health rating (and, of course, the fact that he is, again, my player). But this seems obvious to me.
3/24/2010 8:38 PM
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Hey, after they stiffed us for that whole "Lend-Lease" thing those Brits deserve it.

If he had been born in France both his arms would have fallen off...and he would had deserved it.
3/24/2010 9:29 PM
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