So let's see. The subjects have been...
MikeT is a smart man...
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Too long...
MikeT hearts Bosoxbill...
Life is a can of corn...
Happy Jack Rules!
Attention whores unite!
MikeT loves the staypuft marshmallow man!
MikeT on MikeT
(Sounds like MikeT has a secret admirer.) I'm pretty sure I missed some. By the time you read this, it will likely have changed.