Has anyone ever. . . Topic

. . . seen a player as bad as this walkon shooting guard?  Seriously, what is the purpose of his existence?  213 rating?  Yowsa.


Athleticism 17
 
 
Speed 13
 
 
Rebounding 1
 
 
Defense 5
 
 
Shot Blocking 4
 
 
Low-post 1
 
 
Perimeter 26
 
 
Ball Handling 7
 
 
Passing 11
 
 
Work Ethic 47
 
 
Stamina 74
 
 
Durability 7
 
 
FT Shooting D    
Health 100    
 
3/20/2011 10:30 AM
At least he has the stamina to suck for a long time.  Perhaps he can instead of having fresh and rested players take the ball out of his hands and dunk on him, he can have winded players take the ball out of his hands and dunk on him.


3/20/2011 10:52 AM
The last two walkons I got at least had 99 WE each.  Yikes.

3/20/2011 10:53 AM

I wonder if I coudl ask Customer service to change his name to "Duncan Praktisse"

(Dunking practice)

I imagine his entire role on the team is as morale booster;  they let him be brutalized in practice with a photographer so they can make snazzy action posters of all the other players where they look dynamic in comparison.  In other words, he is the team's individual version of the Washington generals?|


 

3/20/2011 11:01 AM (edited)
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