Nope-
But, with a few minor adjustments, he could be a good player for you:
1) Sit him next to you on the bench so he won't have to walk as far when checking in.
2) During timeouts, form a semi-circle in front of his chair so he can remain seated.
3) Don't let him raise his arms when rebounding.
4) Use a 0-3-1 defense with him at the point.
5) Flopping should come naturally to him
6) Shave his body hair so he won't carry so much weight.
7) Let him ride a scooter during warmups.
8) If he absolutely HAS to pass, teach him the gentle lob. Then scream at his teammates for not personally running over and taking the ball from his hands.
6/1/2011 7:11 AM (edited)